Heavens! Penelope Rutledge and Corridus broke up yesterday! She took her Silver Cloud and went home, Corridus just ran around in his wheel. Hector Worthballsy, the local reporter for the London Morning Whitesheet (know as the London Morning Wipesheet, of course) broke the story. As we all know, when Bad Penny took up with Corridus her family disinherited her -- shall they take her back into their circle? And does she, as they say around there, "have a muffin in the oven"?