I have to smile at those two adverts mocking pretentious coffee bars. One has the barista working lovingly over two minute cups, sprinkling various powders onto the coffee, and another customer is served his beverage in what look like three laboratory beakers.

In the other ad, the woman tries to explain what a 'flat white' is, by saying it's to do with the micro-bub-bubbles. The proprietor looks absolutely disgusted at the question, curls his lip and says, "Oh dear.."

Brilliant!

I'd like to take part in those ads, walk into the café and order "A nice cup of TEA please!"