Oh dear, Firecat, it IS you! I was once like you, it goes with the student phase of your life. It then turns you into someone who will drink anything with the "coffee" label attached. With age has come wisdom and discernment, and coffee machines are to be only used in emergency!

Not only that, you seem to be turning into a TOG! Terry Wogan's biography is called "Is it me?" I suppose at your age you must be a TYG.

Andrea