A thousand years ago I was in the local Salvation Army band - I was presented with Flugle Horn and sent off to drive the neighbours mad with my practising of scales.

I also spent a short time in the scout section.

Two snippets of songs come to mind.

We are the Sally army scouts
Tiddle i push
We peel the spuds we peel the sprouts
Tiddle i push

Sally army sells fish
Three happence a dish
Don't buy it
Din't buy it
It stinks when you fry it
Sally army sells fish