This thread still lacks a SONG. Hence , to musicify, I present the following humble offering:

Instant Comin'
tune: Instant Karma (John Lennon)

Instant comin's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
You hardly recognize your husband
Cos you hardly ever meet
What in the world are you thinking of?
Giving up making love?
What's your husband s'posed to do
When he wants to screw? Yeah, you?

Well we all turn on
But you just click, and you come, and you're done
Yeah we all turn on
On and on and on and on on...

Instant comin's gonna get you
Gonna wipe that smile off your face
You better get yourself together, darlin,
Rejoin the human race!
How on earth are you gonna drive
When the cell-phones give you the jumpin' jive?
And how on earth are you gonna sleep
With the TV remote goin' beep-beep-beep?

Well we all turn on
But you just click, and you come, and you're done Yeah we all turn on
On and on and on and on and on....

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