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Thread #144024 Message #3951366
Posted By: GUEST,Tim
18-Sep-18 - 10:31 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Cockney & Army Bawdy/Rude Songs & Lyrics
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cockney & Army Bawdy/Rude Songs & Lyrics
Tiddlywinks old man
Put your bollocks in a can
If you can't find a woman – get a clean young man!
Do you get a funny feeling
When you bang it on the ceiling?
Have you ever cut your fingers on a corned beef can?