Morty - had I a rum and coke, it would have suffered the same fate....

How about the escape button. What does it escape from?? And that bloody stupid paperclip. I'm intelligent enough to load and start the bloody programme, why do I need help in writing a letter??

Gas lighters that cost £40. BUY A BOX OF MATCHES YOU IDIOT!!! Gas lighters that cost £40 and stop working if you so much as turn the tap on in the same ROOM!......

Anything from an Innovations Catalogue. Except the lawn spikers, they were fun, especially if you put them on inside out.

Flavoured, coloured or Glow in the dark condoms. WHY? I don't want a glowing green mint flavoured willy waving at me, it's bad enough seeing the original!

The bustle. OK so it's the previous century, but what the heck. You want a woman with a big bum? Stop making fat girl jokes!!!

The public address system. Is there one in the enire world that is audible and coherent??

Child proof medicine bottles that only 4 year olds can open....

need I go on???

LTS