At this point you now confirm you have clearly gone off your rocker...

..turn back now to the land of calm rationality...

The only condemning I'll be doing [if I have to make that effort.. ]
is folks who work themselves up into daft indignation...

Anyone with any sense knows best of lists in magazines are esentially meaningless..

Aside from the helpful function of jogging memories..

ie.."crikey.. I remember them.. haven't played their records for ages.. must have a look in the attic..."..