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Thread #59418   Message #3955189
Posted By: Rapparee
06-Oct-18 - 09:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
CHONGO CHIMP DISAPPEARS
(Chicago Tribune, October 6, 2018, p. 17)

Chicago, Oct 5, 2018 (AP): Chongo Chimp, well-known and nefarious denizen of the South Side, disappeared today while visiting his proctologist's office.

Mr. Chimp was, according to Dr. Weil Lokup, undergoing an enema treatment for constipation. "My nurse and I left the room, while the enema was running. Ever since [Mr. Chimp's] first visit, neither of us have never been in the examination room. But when we returned a very few minutes later, our patient had disappeared entirely. There was only a basin full of the most disgusting fluid I have seen in my forty years of proctology. Mr. Chimp's hat was floating on top. He could not have left, as it is a windowless room."

Police are investigating.