Heh heh Jos! Luckily I don't seem to have any facial hair, but an old lady in our last village had quite a beard and moustache, poor soul.
She never tried to shave it off, but said it kept her face nice and warm.

I had some blood tests last week, and they all came back as 'normal'. The most pleasing one was the cholestrol result, which was classed as 'satisfactory'. Having most of my life eaten wodges of lovely melting butter on my crumpets and drunk pints of full milk and double cream, it seems my body can deal with cholesterol admirably!