Stormy, the Porn Star
(tune is “General Taylor”)

Stormy the Porn Star offered to pay,
?She’s not the only one going down?
Oh Stormy, the Porn Star offered to pay.
?She’s not the only one going down?

Chorus:

To me way hey now Stormy,
?She’s not the only one going down?
To me way hey now Stormy,
?She’s not the only one going down?


I thought I heard Ms. Stormy say,
?She’s not the only one going down?
“Ain’t just his feet that’s made of clay,
Girls when you’re young never sleep with a clown.”

Chorus.

“You can do the tango or do the bump,”
?She’s not the only one going down?
“But girls with sense don’t do it with Trump.”
?She’s not the only one going down?

Final Chorus:

To me way hay now Stormy,
?She’s not the only one going down?
To me way hay now Stormy,
Girls when you’re young never sleep with a clown.