Once upon a time... Errrmm… about 20 year ago, I think, I ran across some snacks in one of the smaller, cheaper supermarkets whose name I forget..

Pasta snacks. I think the producer was "K Foods" or "K snacks"; K summat, anyway. Basically, they were crisps or tortillas or whatever, except they were fusilli. And they were chilli. None of this "sweet chilli" nonsense that is horrible. They were chilli pasta snacks of just the right heat & flavour; never been able to find them again! :(