Fed up with Halloween... then write a song...

I just started casually humming a Bob Marley / Eric Clapton hit
whilst up to my elbows in emergency home plumbing...

I've got as far as..

"I blocked the toilet
but I did not..."

further inspiration eludes me..

So I throw it open to you lot of Trad lavatorial comic song writers...

I have a DIY job to finish.......




I suppose I now ought to disinfect my mouse and keyboard as well...