This looses a lot without the music and sound effects and damned hard to hear but here it is

BEETLE BOMB

Its a beautiful day for the race,
Stooge Hand is the favorite today,
Assault is in there in there,
Dog Biscuit is three to one,
Safety pin has been scratched
(ahya ow)
And at twenty to one ….. Beetle Bomb

Now the horses are approaching the starting gate and a …..
There they go!!!!

And its Stooge Hand going to the front
Cabbage is second on the rail
Beautiful Linda is third by a length
And a…Beetle Bomb

Around the first turn
Stooge Hand is still in front
Cabbage is second by a head
(Cabbage by a head!)
Beautiful Linda is third
And a ..Beetle Bomb

Into the back stretch
Dog Biscuit is now leading the pack
Lady Evelyn is second, very close
Banana is coming up through the bunch
(Banana coming up through the bunch!!)
And …Beetle Bomb

At the half
Stooge hand,
Still out in front
Apartment house is second, with plenty of room
Assault is passing Battery
(Assault and Battery!!!)
Notary Sojack? is fourth
And in last place by ten lengths
I believe it is
Yes it is …Beetle Bomb

Around the turn
Heading for home
Its Stooge Hand and Dog Biscuit and Girdle in the stretch
Flying Sylvester is third
And Mother in Law nagging in the rear
(ow ow ow)

And now they come down to the wire
And Its number one and now number two
And its very close
It will be a photo finish
Or an oil painting
And now Lewis leads with a left
And Lewis is in there sluggin'
And it's a battle
And now they are tearing hair
There's hair all over the ring
There's hair all over the place
I don't know whose hair it is
Uh uh…..its Mine!!
And there goes the winner!!!!!……………………….Beetle Bomb