SFA or Sweet FA. Tune: White Christmas

(Scottish Football Association)

I'm dreaming of a hard Brexit,
We'll all be free with passports blue
They'll be no more Froggies,
Just Jacob Rees-Moggies
And Santa will need a visa too.

Yes, I'm dreaming of a hard Brexit,
We'll play at home and not away
There'll be no more friendlies with Spain
For Brexit means Brexit, not remain.

Oh, I'm dreaming of a hard Brexit,
Where every football player's a Scot,
They'll be no more strangers
To play for Rangers,
And Europeans can't be bought.

Yes, I'm dreaming of a hard Brexit
It's coming closer day by day.
When there'll only be the SFA
'Cause there's no one left who wants to play.