I actually see what Steve means. Banning everything is a bit swingeing and curmudgeonly.
I just think that some form of regulation and control is in order.

With organised public displays people could still enjoy themselves but dangers and nuisance would be reduced.

And while dog poo isn't very nice, fireworks are actually dangerous.

I think Steve should be allowed to poo when he wishes. As long as he limits the decibels of his explosions.