Hahaha Jos! Susan was a very popular name when I was at school. So was Linda. In my Junior school there were five Lindas and six Susans in my class. And a Susan down the road. I was so jealous. My parents had chosen what they considered a 'classy' name for me, but I would have given my right arm to be a Susan or a Linda.

I only met my two Susans at the grammar school. They hadn't been at my Junior school. So that totals NINE!

Both were very fat indeed and I was like a tiny skeleton. We must have looked funny going round together. I was sometimes too weak to run, so one of my Susans would give me a piggy back and we'd gallop along together with me holding on to her pony tail.