Corrrr. I have to put up wiv all sorts of shitty ole fings. Corrr. That bleedin' 'ninglish Concertina. Corrr wheeze wheeeze honk farrrrt. Donlikethatatalll. nooo. Corrr, then theres that hurdygurdy. Thas alright 'till he starts playing the dog. Corrr. I hate dogs.... Melodeon'z alright...Corrr, Jonz fiddle though...skweeky ole git. Fink if i've got to listen to all that ole folkee crappo then the guitar is problee the best of the bunch, although it would be nice if it woznt in such a stupid tewning. corrrrrr. An he does play thunk thunk thunk. Tinkle tinkle is much better reallyyyyyy. corrr. noizee ole sod. I'll gettim. corr. wherez my cafoo?

English Jon's Cat