This was mentioned by GUEST,Bobbi Jo back on 16-Oct-2007. I found it on Spotify and transcribed it. I have omitted some patter.


PUMPKIN HEAD HARVEY
Written by Dennis Morgan
As recorded as a single by Dennis Morgan, 2011.

CHORUS: Pumpkin Head Harvey, Pumpkin Head Harvey,
He comes alive when it’s Halloween time.
Pumpkin Head Harvey, Pumpkin Head Harvey,
He sends a shiver right up your spine.

Look in the sky! It’s a big yellow moon.
Halloween time is comin’ soon.
It’s the season of the goblins and the witches on brooms,
And Pumpkin Head Harvey.

From the cold dark ground Pumpkin Head resurrects.
He’s grouchy and scary and hungry as heck.
You’d better check the bushes by the neighbor’s doorstep,
And watch out for Pumpkin Head Harvey.

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He’s got fire in his eyes, and sharp jagged teeth,
And kids do you know what he likes to eat?
They say his fav’rite thing is children who trick-or-treat.
“Mmmmm,” says Pumpkin Head Harvey.

I heard a story once, not to cause you no fear,
But ol’ Pumpkin Head snapped at a kid who got too near,
And it turned him bright orange from his toes to his ears.
It’s the curse of Pumpkin Head Harvey.

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Well, he likes kids dressed in funny ol’ hats,
Pirates and cowboys and black-caped bats,
White-sheety ghosts and Dracula masks.
You can’t hide from Pumpkin Head Harvey.

Ones who wear fake noses and goblin gowns
With big waxy teeth that stick way out,
Monkey suits, army boots, and Baskerville hounds—
He loves ‘em all, Pumpkin Head Harvey.

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So if you gotta go out trick-or-treatin’ tonight,
Don’t get too close or he’ll take a bite.
Remember, he’s got a big appetite
And he’s waitin’ out there for you.

But hey, don’t worry; if you keep your mouth shut tight,
I’ll tell you a secret that’ll save your life:
It’s only kids who candy that he likes.
All the ones who don’t, go free.

Don’t eat any candy, kids!

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