OK Iains, let us take just one of the statements you posted:

"84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year"

Now if this correct it is deeply concerning.

So I would ask three questions.

Is it true that 84 MP's have been arrested for drink driving and if so have any of of those have been convicted of the same or are facing charges of that offence.

As you said earlier, answers on a post card, or preferably a direct answer here.