The Sandman
Husband is a full-time school cleaner. He's a bit old to still be at school! (His beard is snow white, although he shaves it off from time to time)
The teachers whose classrooms he cleans always give him a Crimbo card and some sweets at this time of year.

Actually last night he came home with the most mean and stingy card I've ever seen. It was about two inches by three, flimsy paper and a rubbish picture. The sort one gets in packs of fifty for a few bob.
Still, it's the thought that counts eh?