He said he was in church when he heard the priest roar out from the confessional "what kind of a boy are you child?"
The reply came, "I'm a girl, father"


Heheh. That reminded me of a confession I did when I was about nine. After giving Fr Davis my long list of peccadillos and receiving my three Hail Marys, he said to me "Now off you go and be a good girl now."

Been scarred for life ever since... :-)