No I've got millions of guitars. I love them all.
I wish I'd married a guitar. As long as it didn't have one of those bloody bridges like the Rickenbacker 330 where you have to sellotape the strings to the bridge, every time you want to change the strings.

Beautiful guitar. It sounded great - whatever the amp.

I used to say you could plug it into a bowl of custard - it would still sound great.

I'm only sorry I was playing for drunken arseholes in those days.