Oh my goodness Charmion, that was extremely brave of you! And what a little Madam, leading everyone such a dance! Typical Siamese behaviour.

I was on the phone to my sister up in Scotland this evening. She was proudly telling me that this morning she'd managed to put up her enormous 6ft real Christmas tree and decorated it. Then, in mid-conversation she suddenly bellowed, "Mela! No! No! Get down you naughty girl!"
Of course, her cat was halfway up the tree trying to dislodge a nice red bauble.