Hey, look at it this way: if your fellow humans are disinclined to talk to YOU, what the hell makes you think they want to hear from your CAR???But it is true that a funny little cultural back-eddy has evolved -- a behaviour learned, no doubt from the crudescence that passes for great minds on Madison Avenue -- involving using your car as a medium for communicating. After all, they use trucks to promote groceries and plumbing services.
Some bumper stickers I think I would rather see, in place of the current lot:
STRIVE FOR EXCELLENCE.
TOLERATE ERROR.
NOTHING SUCKS
IT'S ALL PRESSURE
MOLECULES HAVE RIGHTS, TOO
I'M THE FATHER OF
A PREGNANT PAUSE
DON'T BE THAT WAY!
COMMUNICATE!
REALITY IS DEPENDING ON YOU!
IT ALL STARTS RIGHT NOW!
HELP STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN A BLACK HOLE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE ONE!
JUST BECAUSE YOU LEARNED THAT LESSON THE HARD WAY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!!
GOD FOOLS AROUND
DON'T QUIT NOW YOU MAY BE AHEAD WITHOUT KNOWING IT!
WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF BEING WALKED ON TRY GETTING UP OFF THE FLOOR!
Life is DESPOTISM
Tempered by SLOPPINESS
NOTHING SUCKS IT'S ALL PRESSURE
COMMIT RANDOM KINDNESS AND SENSELESS ACTS OF BEAUTY
IF I WERE GOD AT LEAST I WOULD SHOW UP FOR WORK
PRODUCTION, PRIDE, AND A BETTER HUMAN RACE
-DO IT RIGHT OR GO BACK TO BED
-THE HARDER YOU WORK, THE LUCKIER YOU GET
-MAKE IT BETTER NOW
HUMANS NEED EACH OTHER
-WELCOME TO THE ONLY SPECIES THAT CRITICIZES ITSELF AND DOES
IT BADLY!
-MY OTHER LIFETIME WAS A VACATION
CRUSTY, JUDGEMENTAL OPINIONATED S.O.B. ON BOARD
-YOU ARE A SPIRITUAL BEING ACT THE PART
-RELAX! I FORGIVE YOU.
-BE NICE! I WAS YOU IN A PAST LIFE.
HELP HUMANS THEY NEED IT.
YOU CAN HELP FIGURE IT OUT
IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING EFFECTIVE, AT LEAST SYMPATHIZE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO IMPROVE THINGS?
BE AN AMERICAN ACT FREE
WELFARE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR INTELLIGENCE
REPEAT AFTER ME: I LIKE MYSELF
GET STARTED TODAY!
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
GET BUSY
IF YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN IN LIFE... WHERE CAN YOU HAVE FUN?
DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM A PAST LIFETIME?
LIFE IS TOUGH BUT IT BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE!
WHAT ARE YOU PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW?
DON'T BOTHER DOING ANYTHING
YOU CAN'T GO FOR A FREE RIDE IN AN OLD KARMA
YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS START ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS!
BEING A BODY ISN'T ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE
DO LIFE A FAVOR FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE
OPEN YOUR HEART OR CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS IS A DIPLOMA MILL
JUST BECAUSE YOU LEARNED THAT LESSON THE HARD WAY DOESN'T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!
HURRY UP THE WORLD IS WAITING
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT!
LIFE IS A BELIEF
BE SIX FEET BEHIND YOUR BRAIN!