Tablet - keep on taking them, of course! 95% sugar, but who cares this time of year? There is always the New Year diet and gym membership to look forward to!
Haggis - do you want whirls, balls or the whole bang shoot? (A haggis in a bird that has to be shot while it is sitting, according to my Mum, RIP.)
I'm off to change into my tartan tatters jacket: such a labour of love that was!
The 500 whiskies come from one of several Edinburgh pubs that profess to stock them all! Do NOT try them all in one night!

And in comes a white-haired (?gentle)man seriously under-armed with a minute screwdriver and packs of multiple sizes of lithium batteries and AAAs. His stated mission is to re-ignite all those stupid toys that sing and dance if you charge them up with said batteries. (My Facebook friends may well have deja vu over this!) "Let's Twist again" sings a groovy Santa, while a reindeer carps chocolate balls.