The old lady prefers haggis in a sheep's stomach, about the size of a melon, so she can plunge a dagger in and watch the insides spill out. Yummmmmmm! And the tablet is an excellent idea.

Smiling African man is helping to put the gigantic Crimbo tree up.
Father Christmas is having a tankard of Old Speckled Hen ale.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!"