Minutes from Tory party think tank

Q. We've broken our election promises. What can we do?
A. Call Corbyn an anti-Semite.

Q. We're in the shit about the Windrush immigrants, What can we do?
A. Call Corbyn a terrorist sympathiser.

Q. We've totally screwed the Brexit negotiations. What can we do?
A. Call Corbyn a misogynist

I can't wait for the next cock up.

Q. We lost the election. What can we do?
A. Call Corbyn a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

It would be really funny if it were not so tragic.