The wombat is stirring.

However, do take the lyrics with a grain of salt......we know of no one Down Under who actually drinks Fosters. It is worse than wombat piss.

Not that I can vouch for that by personal experience, just quoting what I have heard from beer drinkers of my acquaintance.

Bring any beverages that you wish to consume, but no Fosters - else you may find yourself auditioning for the position of tuner to the Empiratical Banjo Ensemble.