Hmmmm, thinks the Gnome. Three pints of Turbots Really Odd, four cans of probably the best special brew in world and a bucket of Halfords best antifreeze. Maybe I had better slow down.

"Barman, bring me a coffee".

"Certainly sir. Would you like anything with that?"

"Well, maybe a large brandy to help it down. Oh, and no milk please. Just top it up with Tia Maria..."