I understand the adverising thing, I understand the (supposedly) humorous thing Like Ebbie, I had to scrape one off my bumper. It was applied in good faith by my wife and read "Scotsmen Do It Better". Notwithstanding its veracity, it had to go.

No, it is the intensely personal ones I don't understand, still awaiting enlightenment.

And I agree with McGrath, what is the "greatest guitarist" doing on this thread Matt ?

Murray