Just been announced that Britain is in "CRISIS" - following the small boat that managed to land on our coast a couple of days ago, another six refugees have made it across the Channel through the ring of steel
The Home Secretary has promised he will ascertain that there are enough naval vessels on hand to cope with this massive threat to the freedom and well being of the British People
For crying out loud !!!!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch
The Government have awarded £14 million of the taxpayers money to a shipping company that has no vessels and exists only on paper, in order to deal with the likely problems of delivering goods to Europe after a 'No Deal' Brexit
The port this as yet non-existent fleet is proposing to sail from has insisted that they have neither the facilities nor the capacity to deal with vessels of any significant size

Pity Ealing Studios stopped making comedies - this shower is providing plots that would set the British Film Industry back among the world giants in next to no time
Jim Carroll