The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454 Message #3969693
Posted By: Steve Shaw
03-Jan-19 - 07:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
From that spam telephone thread:
Tommy Cooper said that he rang someone up and said "Who's speaking, please?" A voice said to him "You are." :-)
Another of his: "I went to the ticket office at the station and said, can I have a return, please? The chap said, where to? I said, Here."
Another: "I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from."