Just in case anyone takes Dave's link at face value, here's how the Rochdale Herald describes itself:
Daily news, satire and comment from the world’s worst local newspaper.
The Rochdale Herald is a satirical, spoof, parody commentary on current affairs, and stuff that annoys and amuses us. We make it up and it’s not intended, in any way whatsoever, to be considered factual.
From their own website Here