I have always been flummoxed by that men are idiots and I married their king. So you're now the Queen of Idiots, huh? You must not have been very bright to have taken up with the King of Idiots. (dang, sister, I don't believe I'd have told that...)

I don't like religious bumper stickers. Not because I have anything against religion, because I don't; but because I think actions are more important than bumper stickers and t-shirts and all that. But that's everyone's choice - to each their own.

I had a Riders in the Sky bumper sticker until it got ragged and I had to take it off.

One of my favorites: Visualize Whirled Peas.