To make synthehol more like the real thing, tiny amounts of arsenic should be added. MADD and LPR - ladies of perpetual responsibility are working on a Constitutional Amendment to legalize THC and synthehol with the help of John Boehner.

Now that the bald eagles are coming back a new bigger National bird like the vulture should be named/appointed to honor the new regime.

Rap you never said you missed drinking, you emoticonned it.