The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454 Message #3970467
Posted By: Steve Shaw
07-Jan-19 - 07:58 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
A middle-aged woman has just got out of the shower and is looking at herself naked in the full-length bedroom mirror.
"Oh my God!" she laments to her husband. "Just look at me! Sagging tits, bum like a burst bag of broad beans, bat's wings, crow's feet, everything wrinkled...I'm a total wreck! For God's sake say something good about me and cheer me up!"
"Sure!" says he. "You have perfect eyesight..."