No-one here is a 'drama queen'. If one feels poorly, one feels poorly.

Keberoxu sinks onto the very comfy sofa, puts her feet up on the footstool and warms herself by the log fire. The Old Lady fetches her a lovely hot buttered crumpet. Another pot of tea and one of excellent coffee are carried in by the two Siamese cats. There is coffee cake and a Victoria sponge on a very posh lace doily.

Steve is having his enema in a side room. He needs it due to constipation after the Liverpool match result...