The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #165454 Message #3970851
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
09-Jan-19 - 07:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2019
A woman visited her doctor for a minor ailment and, while there, expressed concern about her husband's recent behavior. It seemed that when he got the urge for a snack, instead of cookies, ice cream, or whatever, he would eat three or four dog biscuits. The doctor said that, while such behavior was unusual, it probably didn't pose any real health risks since pet products are inspected. As long as he was happy eating dog biscuits, there shouldn't be any need for concern.
About six months later, the woman returned to the same doctor for another minor problem. After the visit, the doctor asked how her husband was doing.
"Oh." said the woman, "He died a couple of months ago."
"Oh no!" exclaimed the doc, "It wasn't from eating dog biscuits was it?"
"No." replied the woman, "He was just sitting in the middle of the street licking his balls and a car ran over him."