Bumper stickers usually wind up on the fridge around this house. There's no good bumper space on a lot of cars to carry one, and, besides, they deteriorate too fast on a vehicle (or the vehicle deteriorates too fast around the bumper sticker, so you need a movable one...).

The one I'd like to have, though, is "I Brake for Tailgaters."

The only "I Brake..." bumpersticker I own (yes, it's on the fridge) is "I Brake for Old Graveyards" (courtesy of the Society for Gravestone Studies).

And, hey, Naemanson! I've been reading Ruth Moore for over 25 years!

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