No tattoes for me, thanks: I'm more into tatties.
Have been away from the ward for a while in the serious Burns dept, as is usual for this time of year in Scotland. Fortunately the cough has gone after the double strength Amoxicillin!
Never heard of Mr Hankey, but there is a very funny song by Davie Robertson called "The Hanky Song": chorus:
"There's nothing marks a man in life as plainly as his hanky,
A gentleman's is clean and white, but mine's is ayeways manky".