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Posted By: Jack Campin
12-Feb-19 - 07:24 AM
Thread Name: Body bag songs
Subject: Body bag songs
In light of the news that the NHS is stockpiling body bags to deal with the consequences of Brexit:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/nhs-stockpiling-body-bags-cope-13985984

...what songs about them do people know? There are a few from the American side in the Vietnam War, but this is the only one I know about body-bagging on a mass scale:

Fifteen Million Plastic Bags (Adrian Mitchell)

I was walking in a government warehouse
Where the daylight never goes
When I saw fifteen million plastic bags
Hanging in a thousand rows.

   Five million were six feet long
   Five million were five foot five
   Five million were stamped with Mickey Mouse
   And they came in a smaller size.

Were they for guns or uniforms
Or a kinky kind of party game?
Then I saw each bag had a number
And every bag bore a name.

   Five million were six feet long
   Five million were five foot five
   Five million were stamped with Mickey Mouse
   And they came in a smaller size.

So I've taken my bag from the hanger
And I've pulled it over my head
And I'll wait for the priest to zip it
So the radiation won't spread.

   Five million were six feet long
   Five million were five foot five
   Five million were stamped with Mickey Mouse
   And they came in a smaller size.

(tune suggested by Mitchell: St James Infirmary, though the way I know it is a bit folk-processed).