Senofou my mom had a version of yours. The title here doesn't say 'Things my mom used to say :^/


Some of these sayings go back several generations.

First time I heard mom cuss, "shit fire and save matches"

"A mortgage is just a way of making you pay soley interest for 15 years so thay can say you haven't paid a cent for their house in year 14." If you have trouble they can take the house." she taught us to pay cash