Ultimately Gluon was born from advertising and the mother of quantum randomness of Rap's imagination, bound only by being a guardian of library truth and the imperial scalpel of ignorance.
I see parallels between 'Gluoness' and a religion with a physics hack with no proof.
As a card carrying Hack man I must admit Gluon exists as much as Regulon and that my Physics hack ideas live by the same principle.
It is a somewhat sinister sensational slippery slope sir.