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Thread #59418   Message #3980960
Posted By: Rapparee
08-Mar-19 - 01:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
NAZ is an acronym for Not Altogether a Zero. And while Shame's mother must have loved him for at least a few seconds, his mother's love keeps him from being a Zero or worse. Yes, his IQ actually is in the negative numbers (which the psychology profs at Magill have studied like it was a religion and they the theologians), yes, he has been declared an International Biohazard Area by the World Health Organization, yes, the North American Dental Association has declared his mouth a Dental Disaster Area. But the Canadian Brewers Association has declared him a national treasure because of the treasure he brings time (and the Canadian Shoplifters Guild has lauded him as well).

AND in high school he was voted "Least Likely To Have Any Date Ever" and "Worst Breath". These awards are given out willy-nilly!

But, for a few seconds, his mother loved him (and then he demonstrated his remarkable achievements in projectile vomiting). So he is not a total Zero.

Unlike his "good friend" Chongo/a.