flattop - The explanation is simple. You just take the length of Leg of the Cat's most important asset, double it, take the square root of the diameter of the planet Neputune in kleeds (a Neptunian unit of measure more or less equavilent to the length of Richard Nixon's nose in late 1972), and divide the one by the other, and you have your answer!

Or is it the other way around?

At any rate, try it both ways. It's as plain as the nose on your face. Well...no, not quite that plain, but you get the general idea.

I've been "converted", you say? To what???

- LH