The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3982132
Posted By: Donuel
14-Mar-19 - 09:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
For on line dating
I need to write some words that do not scare
"My hard ware is good
but I need to update all my abs
Faith is no problem,
You name a church and I will not go there
I am slowing down
but I will not need any long term care

I don't like to run
but I walk a lot and limp with a flair
My firmware is strong,
they say I'm attached to my motherboard
I live in DC,
ever since I lost my damn return fare
I'd move to Maui
but they say volcanos smell like burnt hair

I like to have fun
It will take an hour to cook your buns.
I made my money
from super jiffy white pop corn flour
If you want marriage
I need a past prediction pre post nup
I'll supply the love
and you can supply all of the courage."