Big Al: I had a roadie who was always nearly killing himself. he never seemed to learn - he used to heat up stuff from the Chinese take away.

It was probably the rice. Reheated or cold rice, when the original hot rice was allowed to cool too slowly, is a death trap. Far more dangerous than re-heated meat.

My recipe for vegetable soup would be to summer Donald Trump in a large cauldron for several hours. Then throw away the resulting soup.