Tree woke me up at 2 in the morning and told me that our Guy Wolff was on the Martha Stewart Show.

SO - having been woken up at that unearthly hour I feel that I have to give out Guy a hard time about this.

I want you to imgine the scene at his home.

Guy: I'll be late home tonight.
Wife: What will you be doing?
Guy: I'm going to see Martha Stewart.
Wife: - AGAIN!!!!
Guy: Yes.
Wife: What for?
Guy: We're having an affair.
Wife: You lying SOB! I know you - you're going to be talking about bloody flower pots again!