"Wow! I'm neither rich nor famous AND neither poor nor disreputable. I'm just sort of a doughfaced mugwump, a bourgeois, a centrist, a middle-of-the-roader, a man in the middle, a fence-sitting Average Joe, a balanced and cautious, reasonable and noncommittal, moderate and impartial, old crank."

That is the single most anti BS honest post that social media has ever seen.
But there is the rub, it may be too honest.